1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's DIRECT MARKETING.
2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him!"
That's ADVERTISING.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day, you call her and say, "Hi, I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's TELEMARKETING.
4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a
drink. You open the door for her. You pick up her bag after she drops
it. You offer her a ride and you say, "By the way, I am very rich.
Will you marry me?"
That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.
5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich. Can you marry me?"
That's BRAND RECOGNITION.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK .
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and say, I am very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband.
That's DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP.
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and before you can say anything, another person
comes along and tells her, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's MARKET COMPETITION.
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and before you can say anything, another person
comes along and tells her, "I am very rich. Marry me!
And she follows him.
That's LOSING MARKET SHARE.
Lastly ....
10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and before you can say, "I am very rich. Marry me!",
YOUR WIFE TURNS UP!
That's BARRIER TO NEW MARKET ENTRY
Funny haaa? Gelak, gelak juga tapi ilmu yang ada kena amik tau. Thanks for reading this entry :)
barrier to new market entry? ooo..bini jadi halangan ye...:) well, nice to read..n kita mudah faham pasal jenis2 marketing.. kalau nak buat makeover contest, cara marketing yg mana sesuai utk kita apply? need opinions...:)
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Pada pendapat saya la kan... cara marketing yang bagus utk buat contest ni dengan advertising.
Deleteakk baru belajar me'market'kan diri..baru tahap putik jagung je ni..adooyaii..
Deletesila tunjuk ajarku sifu..:)
Sifu? Tinggi darjat yang akak bagi dekat saya :)
DeleteSaya budak marketing tergelak gelak baca nie.. Nice entri.. ;)
ReplyDeleteTapi mudah ingatkan konsep marketing dia. Hahaha. Saya pun gelak-gelak bila baca tapi sebab macam lagi faham, so share la dgn semuaaaa :)
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